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Mandarin funny movie... uploaded date 23/11/2003
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Joke of
the day... 24/11/2003
One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the
Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King.
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Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?
King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn
cracker.
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Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.
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Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange
jam.
Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the plate and
asked the King.
Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.
Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send it to
Thailand.
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Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.
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King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to
produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore!!!